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Heeeeeeeeeellp!

May 25, 2006

Before I put a breeze-block into my lap-top screen and snip the wires of the broadband forever in a feverish rage of ‘can’t do it!’.

I’m offering £100 cash to anyone in London who can come and sort my wireless out (ie: connect a Netgear box to my stupid usb broadband thingy because I am an imbecile and can’t do it).

Any offers – where are my mates when I need them?

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5 Comments
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    Arabella permalink

    You could try Wyndham the Triffid’s blog – lots of Londoners hanging out there who might do anything for money :-)<br/>If it’s safe to go out again , is there a community notice board at a cafe, for poor techies etc?

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    rockmother permalink

    Thank you. I’ll give it a go. I was down by the river again yesterday and no sign of the bag-girl. Seen a few crackheads outside the chippy at the end of my road though. Lovely London!

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    patroclus permalink

    Rockmother! I am here and can help with your wireless broadband. What seems to be the trouble?

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    Robert A. Swipe permalink

    …Just out of interest, how much are you offering for someone else to throw a breeze block at it and shout "I can’t do it!!!"???<br/><br/>How’s things?<br/><br/><br/>Bob

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    rockmother permalink

    Aaaaaaggghhhhhh!!!!!

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