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Is There Something Wrong With Me?

February 9, 2005

I think I am cracking up – pardon the pun! I had a dream two nights ago that I was Pete Docherty’s girlfriend. I know – what? Does that mean that I think I am Kate Dross?? Please no. Any advice/insight welcome. We didn’t do drugs and we didn’t have sex. The tabloids have obviously got to me. Meanwhile, life goes on as normal in the land of a bored home-maker/unemployed tv person.

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  1. Robert A. Swipe permalink

    Oh Mother of Rock, (for it is she)<br/><br/>Glad tidings!! You will be orgasmically delighted to hear that Saint Peter of Albion is no longer in the clasp of the perfidious tallons belonging to that cheap, Rimmel smeared harlot, Katherine Zeta Moss….I have it on good authority (front page of the Currant Bun, no less) that she has "dumped" him and he is, evidently, "gutted". So, all hope is not lost! Quick – burn him a copy of ‘Stranglehold’ and leg it down to Pentonville, sharpish!!!<br/><br/>Keep up the good work – and put that i-pood down…..<br/><br/><br/>Robert Swipe (Esq)<br/><br/><br/>For more worms of widsom go to:<br/><br/><br/>

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