Crap Friday Telly
I’m meant to be making a music cd for my friend’s wedding anniversary tomorrow but no, I think I’ll just watch “Plastic Surgery – It Ruined My Wife” instead and have another glass of wine. Him indoors with recently Rooney-style break in foot (oh we’ve had it all this week) snoring like a bison on the sofa. Quite a horrendous noise but nothing is as horrendous as this stupid old ugly bag of a mullet
or this freakoid!
Rockmother 
Hey that’s my mum!<br/><br/>Gotta say http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com has to be one of the funniest sites out there. Don’t these people realise how awful they look. Guess it’s Hollywoods version of the comb-over.<br/><br/>Sent ya an email, let me know if it didn’t get there.
Sorry – got it but due to Russell’s break in foot been schlepping round fetching and carrying. mail you this weekend.
anyway – shut up – that’s my dad and I’m really proud of him
I’ve seen that first picture before…I don’t know her real name, but she’s also known as the "Bride of Wildenstien".<br/>I think she’s Wayne Rooney’s mother…you can just about see the resemblance of the two if you look at her eyes and chin.<br/><br/>The picture of the second person on display is of course Ms Afghanistan, circa 1973.
oh lordy, that broad. what a geek! wanted to make herself look like a lion or something to try and hold on to her hubby, then he divorces her anyway and she just keeps on having the surgery. geeeegh.<br/>the second one looks like mick jaggers replacement-parts clone escaped the lab.<br/>seen the nefertiti broad? theres a prizewinner.<br/>sorry, no sympathy for the self-inflicted.
FN: I couldn’t agree more. Hideous beasts each and every one of them.<br/><br/>Waverly Graverly Daverly: Er..sorry didn’t e mail this weekend due to slightly tiresome hangover and children’s Batman party – it was an effort I can tell you but at least the critter got to go to the party hangover pushed to one side valiantly by my long-suffering self. Sorry. WILL mail shortly. Promise!
Istvanski: Again, I graciously thank you for commenting. I think that plastic harridan is called Jocelyn Wildenstein. Uughh!
I know about number one but who is number two.<br/><br/>I suppose they have a bit done, it doesn’t look quite right, they have another bit done and so on ad infinitum
No rush, just wanted to make sure I sent to the right address.<br/><br/>Hey, here’s a cool Viz Top Tip – Rubber Jocelyn Wildenstein masks! Perfect for Halloween and when your own plastic splurgery goes wonky. <br/><br/>And who remembers the plastic surgery with acid techniques pioneered in Terry Gilliam’s "Brazil", brilliant!
Great She: I’m not sure – I think it is a man from mexico or brazil.
…then again it could be one of the guys from Milli Vanilli.