Call The Cops! I’ve Been Kidnapped By Beta!

Help.
Can someone mail Realdoc – I’ve got really bad palpitations and shortness of breath due to being made to go Beta. Yes – made to, threatened with being locked out of my old posting home. Aaarrgh. It all just locked out on me and froze for five minutes. I’m back. I’m all Googlicioused up – not what I wanted at all.

Anyway – I won the sofa debate so I am selling the old one – if anyone is interested – it’s on ebay and you can view it here

And if you can’t be bothered – it looks like this:

and this (excuse the pile of toy detritus – that’s all going when we get the new one)

It’s a bloody bargain I tell you – premium comfortable large 2 seater Habitat sofa with spare cotton detachable covers in navy blue. It’s starting at a tenner – buyer collects only. Cue the annoying ‘how much to send it 2nd class to Skegness please” comments.

Laters my little blogaroonies. x