I Could Be So Good For You
Ladies and Gentlemen – I have found a cure for autumn/winteritis or whatever it is called. Just play Minder by Dennis Waterman really loudly first thing in the morning – it’s the best. I feel so much better now after seething on the tube because I was squashed by a bloke who had to sit with his legs wide open listening to ‘extreme classical’ on his ipod whilst tapping really loudly on his PSP for 12 bloody stops! Of course he got off the stop before me. No peace for the wicked.
Rockmother 
The Max’n’Paddy version is far superior to Waterman’s wounded dinosaur screeching.
What, Istvanski? Dissing Tel? Nobody disses Tel. Not only will he go ‘Minder’ on your ass, he’ll get John Thaw to help him go all Sweeney on it too. <br/>Probably…<br/>If John Thaw wasn’t dead.<br/>But maybe he’ll get that bloke from Little Britain that pretends to be a tiny Dennis Waterman. You know. The tall one that seems gay but isn’t gay. Or something.
I’d rather have the Thawster on my ass going "Guv, Guv, Guv!" in a very loud voice like they did on The Sweeny. Ab least the theme music to that was better.<br/>:-)
Shit ’em! <br/><br/>Both original theme tunes I would take as a desert island disc any day.<br/><br/>I have the entire Sweeney box-set special edition I am that sad. It’s one of my all time favourite shows. In fact – I watched it on ITV4 last night – it was fab.
The Sweeney… The Sweeney… <br/>Gonna kick in your door, we’re The Sweeney.<br/><br/>Classic.