Today I put maize in a pan and watched it pop. Then I found this….from Gerry Phillips…..who ‘has been playing with his hands for 38 years’. Right. Yeeees…..
Sure, he does it with his hands and he’s a great ‘talent’. One little parp from my arse and nobody wants to have lunch with me.<br/><br/>It’s an unfair world.
I wonder if he’s ever used a <a href=’http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk_box’ rel=’nofollow’>talk box</a> at the same time, and if he has, <strong><em>how</em></strong> has he used it?
Jimmy’s Trooserman – sadly egg’s never very popular is it Jimmy?<br/><br/>Geoffster – really annoying more likely – imagine him being your Dad? He would do handfart Happy Birthday’s every year no doubt.<br/><br/>Seanster of the Lowlands – what a fork? and a big piece of wood? <br/><br/>Ister – a talkbox? via his bottom probably don’t you think?
Wouldn’t it be weird if he could only make raspberry noises using his hands, armpits and mouth but not out of his bottom. How lame would that be?<br/><br/>I also remember Jif’s fart machines that he used at work – great fun!
proving once again that YouTube is the last refuge of those with too much free time. And once I stop laughing I intend to fire off a stern criticism. just wait.
Ister – oooh, pooh, retch, cough, gasp<br/><br/>Dickley – no – we like you in Dickleyzone – x<br/><br/>HRH Firstness – youtube is the mindless cosh of the masses. How much cringing must his kids do at birthday parties – ohhh Dad nooooo – you did that last year. Did you get the link to my podcasts by the way? Hope so xx
I’ve just come here to send you a 21 bum salute. I just wanted to say a belated birthday wish to you. I’m sorry it’s so late, but just to know that there are wishes floating over to you that will pop when they reach your house. And then they will land on your lap so you can make them! Yay!<br/><br/>Lots of love, Mx
BBE – yes – his poor family!<br/><br/>MollyMollyMolly – oh thank you Mollster – pop pop plip – wishes galore like little bubbles. Thank you – big hug xxx
Rockmother 
He does <a href=’http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ab_1181182210′ rel=’nofollow’>heavy metal</a> too, you know.
Ister – bloimey – you are quick – I had barely hit post and ping – a comment already! Yes – he uses a wah wah pedal and everything – hilarious.
Is he the Palmer out of Emerson, Lake & etc?
Howeser – yes- let’s all give him a big hand. Arf arf groan.
Sure, he does it with his hands and he’s a great ‘talent’. One little parp from my arse and nobody wants to have lunch with me.<br/><br/>It’s an unfair world.
The bloke’s tone deaf!
he needs a digital tuning thingy, and a smack of something hard to shut him up;-) 😉
I wonder if he’s ever used a <a href=’http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk_box’ rel=’nofollow’>talk box</a> at the same time, and if he has, <strong><em>how</em></strong> has he used it?
Jimmy’s Trooserman – sadly egg’s never very popular is it Jimmy?<br/><br/>Geoffster – really annoying more likely – imagine him being your Dad? He would do handfart Happy Birthday’s every year no doubt.<br/><br/>Seanster of the Lowlands – what a fork? and a big piece of wood? <br/><br/>Ister – a talkbox? via his bottom probably don’t you think?
Wouldn’t it be weird if he could only make raspberry noises using his hands, armpits and mouth but not out of his bottom. How lame would that be?<br/><br/>I also remember Jif’s fart machines that he used at work – great fun!
Ister – wasn’t that just Jif’s bottom making all those noises? I only say that because of the windy podcasts…
You could always tell the difference between a genuine Jif parp and a fart machine noise – with your sense of smell.
Dammit. All the best jokes gone already I see. I must move to a different time zone.
proving once again that YouTube is the last refuge of those with too much free time. And once I stop laughing I intend to fire off a stern criticism. just wait.
Ister – oooh, pooh, retch, cough, gasp<br/><br/>Dickley – no – we like you in Dickleyzone – x<br/><br/>HRH Firstness – youtube is the mindless cosh of the masses. How much cringing must his kids do at birthday parties – ohhh Dad nooooo – you did that last year. Did you get the link to my podcasts by the way? Hope so xx
And just think, he probably spent hours practicing!
I’ve just come here to send you a 21 bum salute. I just wanted to say a belated birthday wish to you. I’m sorry it’s so late, but just to know that there are wishes floating over to you that will pop when they reach your house. And then they will land on your lap so you can make them! Yay!<br/><br/>Lots of love, Mx
BBE – yes – his poor family!<br/><br/>MollyMollyMolly – oh thank you Mollster – pop pop plip – wishes galore like little bubbles. Thank you – big hug xxx