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Today We Are One Two Three FOUR!

May 15, 2008
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Crikey.
Lawks a lordy.
A Hazy Day Today Is Officially 4 years old today.

4 years
1460 days

35040 hours

2102400 minutes

1.2614400 seconds Error! (I am doing this on a calculator)

397 posts

50363 hits (harrumph – is that all?!)

68264 page views

43 page views a day on average

17 podcasts

‘Eve Pollard tights’ most searched for item on my sitemeter…..

I will let you into a few birthday secrets….
(a) my real name isn’t really Rockmother in case you were wondering but I can do a mean impression of Olive from On the Buses with my reading glasses on – when I can find them

(b) this blog is only called a hazy day today because I didn’t know what on earth I was doing when I first set it up and if you can be bothered to trawl through the archives you will note that the very first post was called “A Hazy Day Today”. Yes. Exactly. I wanted it to be called Rockmother in gothic leather effect metallic script and everything but I don’t know what happened to that 4 hours of furrowed brow formatting – lost forever in the blogosphere somewhere hopefully bringing great joy to someone somewhere

(c) since then I have self-taught myself the rudiments of code but not enough to make links within comments like clever people like Slaminsky

(d) I need to add at least another 18 people to my blogroll – you all know who you are – I apologise profusely – I am rather bloglazy but it doesn’t mean I don’t love you

(e) here is one of my favourite songs for each and every one of my readers and lovely friends – I dedicate this to all of you – arse – I can’t embed it – you will have to download it HERE

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(f) Cake anyone? Profuse licking on this occasion is most definitely allowed.

(g) Oo-er madam!

(h) A kiss for each and every one of you mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah
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Is that enough?

Don’t forget to blow out the candles when you go to bed.

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18 Comments
  1. savannah permalink

    congratulations, sugar! *happy dancing for you* 4 years! wow! that is impressive, but then again, so are you! 😉 xoxoxxo

  2. Piley permalink

    Happy Birthday RM! as Savannah said, VERY impressive. Hope i’m still here moaning about stuff at 4!<br/><br/>Piley

  3. Annie permalink

    Happy Birthday to YOU, you are a wonder and a marvel. I tried to send the HTML for links but the comments box won’t let me – I’ll email it. <br/><br/>Kisses right back at you! xxx

  4. Jane permalink

    Happy Birthday Rockmother, enjoy the cakes.

  5. Betty permalink

    Many happy returns. All the best blogs are four years old this year, don’t y’know.<br/><br/>Mind you, it’s 10.27 and a bit early in the day for drinking, even by my usual standards …

  6. Reginald Parsons permalink

    Hi Mum, you’ll always be rockmother to me.<br/>Happy Birthday dear Darling, happy Birthday to you.

  7. Momentary Madness permalink

    HAPPYBIRTHDAY!!!!<br/>Love you rockmother- you’re the best.

  8. Jimmy Page's Trousers permalink

    It seems unoriginal to say ‘happy birthday’ after seven other comments. I wish I’d gotten here earlier. <br/><br/>Four years is impressive, RM. I’m a mere whippersnapper compared to your time at the rock-face (see what I did there?).

  9. Planet Mondo permalink

    Happy Birthday Rocker<br/><br/>*puckers up for a birthday smacker*<br/><br/>Hope you’ll be raising a glass and shaking a leg to celebrate 4 years on the blog – keep those winners coming.<br/><br/>I’ve got the perfect Beastie Boys bootleg rarity I’ll dig out for you and drop in later – <br/><br/><i>actually it’s at the end of <br/><a href=’http://www.divshare.com/download/2761061-d1a’ rel=’nofollow’>this</a> minimix of mine if you fancy a sneaky preview</i>

  10. Istvanski permalink

    <strong>Ooh, how exciting! <a href=’http://a740.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/l_dbb6cb1ec04d3251ae8752a01ccb5b2b.png’ rel=’nofollow’>Belated happy returns</a> to you and your wonderful blog!</strong><br/>xx

  11. Geoff permalink

    Many happy returns, Romo.<br/><br/>We blogging vets have got to keep fighting the fight, got to keep leaving our mark. <br/><br/>"Hey kid, rock and roll, rock on."

  12. Clair permalink

    Happy birthday, favourite blogging lady! Drink overdue, I think…x

  13. Rene Descartes permalink

    I am there! 4, I think?

  14. rockmother permalink

    Savmarshmamama – oh – thank you – xx<br/><br/>Pilester – goodness – such compliments – thank you – I hope you are still here writing as well as you do in years to come<br/><br/>Miss Slammers – no one has salled me that before – thank you dear. xx<br/><br/>Janester – cakes were good xx<br/><br/>Bettster – what you mean you haven’t cracked out the Toffee Breezers yet? xx<br/><br/>Reggiedarling – "I’ve been to Rockmotheeer but I’ve never beeen to meeee" x<br/><br/>Momomadster – love you too Momo – as better as all the rest…<br/><br/>Mr Mondo Bongo – ooh cool – I am just about to have a nice bucket of fine wine and stick the tunes on – cheers love!<br/><br/>Jimmys Trooserster – yes – chipping away at the blogface with me lippy on at all times<br/><br/>Isterness – ahhh – you are so sweet – thank you – my very own geeetarh! Twaaaannggg kerrrannnngg wiwiwiwiwqooooooaaaw – clang!<br/><br/>Geoffster – it’s the eyyyyyye of the tiger!<br/><br/>Clairy with The Fab Pins In New Expensive Jeans But They Were Worth It – cheers my love – yes – lets get trashed very soon! <br/><br/>Rene Shopping Trolley – Two kind! x

  15. cyrano permalink

    I do love a good strong Fag early in the morning, and the smell of coffee.

  16. Sorry I’m late…Joyeux anniversaire rochemere!

  17. tony permalink

    <b>Happy Birthday Mum!</b>

  18. llewtrah permalink

    Congrats.<br/><br/>But fags and poppers?

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