R.I.P.

Well bless him. love him, can’t ignore him the dear Bob Swipe of Swipe Towers of Rothergavenny on the A78 (just past the Happy Eater and the AA Obesity World Exhibition 2006 sign turn off) – 3rd bungalow on left with ornamental alsatians on exterior wall is hanging up his callipers for good. Go and give him a goodbye message or sign the petition for Bring Back Swipe – we need to otherwise I am out of a job – I have been his faithful Area State Co-ord for oh, at least a year now. We met at a self-help group for battered cod in Rhyl.

Bye Bob. We’ll miss you. Mwah! Mwah!