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October 5, 2006

Sardine Mrs Slocombe?

This is HILARIOUS.

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21 Comments
  1. Pod permalink

    i can’t believe they got away with it! great posts!! i think i am going to link you in my post anyway, and waht the heck! if you are mad at me you can smack my botty!

  2. rockmother permalink

    No that’s fine – link away.

  3. realdoc permalink

    Pussy jokes agogo!!

  4. Howesy permalink

    You won’t believe this, but someone’s just posted a mackeral through my letter box. Is this a record?

  5. Istvanski permalink

    No, Howesy. It’s a type of fish.

  6. Molly Bloom permalink

    But he will keep ‘tuna’ing to your posts. He’ll be squids in if he does. They don’t mackerel them like that anymore…I could go on…I’ll go on…<br/><br/>This is a cool plaice you’ve got here. There’s no need to ‘shrimp’ and save with RoMo about. It’s never dirty and there’s never any prawn. And she doesn’t suffer from crabs. She isn’t shellfish and shares everything…even her Liza Minnowlli CDs. She never wants to be a bottom feeder, she’s got cod on her side.<br/><br/>God…that was bad even for me.

  7. Molly Bloom permalink

    I’ll have to skate over here more often to check out the bass humour. Caviar emptor? <br/><br/>Go and scampi off to make us another Podcast lovely RoMo. I did try hard on my comments today, didn’t I miss?<br/><br/>Or am I just a whitebait…sorry lightweight?

  8. rockmother permalink

    Molly Bream – that was a sturgeon effort! Ten out of ten birdseye fishfingers for you! I will do fishpie cast soon – been busy writing and researchign for big work thing today. xx

  9. I’m trying to think of a Damien Hirst quip.

  10. rockmother permalink

    I can think of one sharker than a speeding bullet. There you go!

  11. Wavy (as in crashing on the shore) permalink

    There I was, floundering among the dolphiniums, when I heard someone singing Salmon Chanted Evening. Tried to mussel up on my perch (on porpoise of course) but couldn’t sea a lot. Hard of herring too. Sawfish, though – of which I guess the past tense would be swordfish…

  12. JDA permalink

    well bless my ‘sole’ I’ve haddock enough of this! scampi off the lot of ya.

  13. rockmother permalink

    While eel be damned – that IS alot of fish tails. Have we fin-ished now? Or is there more? Wow – this is marlinrvellous. Agh – help I can’t stop!

  14. JDA permalink

    what a load of pre’tench’ous twaddle!

  15. JDA permalink

    I know a song ’bout that.."sitting in the back ‘roe’ of the movies……."

  16. rockmother permalink

    What a load of old codscallop!

  17. Molly Bloom permalink

    Fer God’s hake! It’s made my winkle go tingly!

  18. Molly Bloom permalink

    Sorry…didn’t catch that…my herring isn’t so good these days. I’m so tired…I need to go to sleep…I think I’ll just kipper right here on the floor. That sleeping bag is so small I shall certainly fillet.

  19. BEAST permalink

    I cant think of any amusing fish related , play on words…..so I will just sit here quietly

  20. SimonHolyHoses permalink

    Sitting quietly is much better than <i>carp</i>ing about it.<br/><br/>Ooh! Drew so hard on that last <i>roach</i> that it’s left me all <i>dace</i>d and confused.<br/><br/>Without a <i>shad</i>ow of a doubt, I’d better leave this <i>plaice</i> before I get myself into serious <i>chub</i>le.

  21. rockmother permalink

    Oops – I just fell off my perch laughing. Anyone got five squid they can lend me until f-eel flush again?

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