Ponderings
For some reason I was googling worst mullet ever in an idle three seconds today. Why I ask myself? I don’t bloody know! the other side of my brain shouts. Then I stumbled across an Australian Top Ten of worst hairdo’s of all time as conducted by Braun in a telephone survey for Australian broadsheet The Age. So – please relax and imagine if you can dearly beloved and departed Alan ‘Fluff’ Freeman at the controls and here goes for the Top Ten Worst Ever Hair-Don’ts. Not ‘alf you beautiful lot!
Straight in at Number 10 – it’s the Mohican – you haven’t heard the last of them yet!
Next up at Number 9 – like a fish out of water – that’s a mullet and a half mate – not alf!
Number 8 – can you hear it buzzing? It’s the beehive!
Going downtown the chips are definately down at Number 7 – it’s helmet head:
Straight in at Number 6 – it’s New it’s Romantic – It’s New Romantic:
Halfway to paradise in a back-combed Bouffant – it’s Number 5 – should be 666 – it’s a fright alright!
Just teased in at Number 4 – it’s the bad perm ladies…ahem…and gentlemen..
It’s straight alright – in at number 3 – is he straight alright?
A shocking entry – certainly not straight at Number 2 – crimped mate – oh dear – don’t try this at home kids:
Drum Roll
Trumpet Fan Fare And certainly holding it’s own at Number 1 for the 37th year running iiiiiit’s The Pageboy!Everyone wanted it, grown men lusted after it. A stunner at Number One. Goodnight. Stay tight. All right!
Rockmother 
*shiver* but hand to gawd, sugar…when i wore a bouffant it really looked <i>good</i>
Is that really you at number one Roster?<br/>Love those collars, by the way. Fit for any pearly queen to wear.<br/><br/>(For a moment I thought you were number 5… ;0P)
Savma – I’m sure you would look good with any hairstyle shoogah x<br/><br/>Ister – don’t be shy. Shall I just tell everyone that you sent me that picture of yourself featured at no 2? ;-O
No, I’m number 9, the fella taking a wiz on the curtains.
Ha ha. Do you think he keeps his hair in a special mullet-protector-net overnight to maintain that perfect oblong shape in the morning?
hey hey, now, I had a girl-mullet. and I looked DELISH. <br/>actually it was more like a new romantic-girl mullet thingie. <br/><br/>anyway it was on my head.<br/><br/>if anyone cares, I HAVE THE TRUE AND REAL ANSWER TO THE SACRED ORIGINS OF THE MULLET. really.
..oo, and i once had a pageboy, but I was about nine and it looked CUTE.<br/><br/>and I still know secret stuff about MULLETS.<br/><br/>yes i do.
I think I’ve mentioned this before…the Phil Spector. I had one for a while…there were a few around… Noel Redding springs to mind. I don’t miss it.
thank heavens they haven’t tracked my new demiwave down yet!
Or that I can not seem to find any photo’s of my poodle-perm disaster c.1984 from The Alan School of Hairdressing which was situated in a now defunct bit of an underground pedestrian subway leading to Hammersmith Underground Station. It cost me a fiver – and it looked like it has cost me a quid. The ‘trainee’ burnt half of my head by mixing solution at the wrong ratios and then did one side tighter than the other. Hilarious now – suicidally hysterical then – street cred down the pan in one fell swoop!
Firsty – ooh – I need to know your secret mullet information<br/><br/>Dickley – was it natural or did you bouffe it up of a morning/afternoon?<br/><br/>Pod – I can imagine it – I’m sure it looks fabulous daaaahling! x
I had no control over it at all rm. After a bit of hitchhiking it was almost early dreadlocks.
Dickley – cool!
where, oh where would we be without the internet?<br/>x
Rivergirlie – probably getting more things done in life!! But it’s fun isn’t it? x
Aaaagh. My eyes hurt.
wow, i’m a no3 but i wear black…<br/>that shirt is sooooo wrong.