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Impending New Year Snog Alert

December 31, 2008

I just thought I would tell you all that I stared and smirked shamelessly at a man who looked a little like Rob Brydon in Boots today. In his basket was:

2 x large bottles of extra-strength blaster mouthwash
1 x packet of ribbed condoms and
1 x packet of thrush cream

I reckon he might have had a date/is expecting to have a date. My imagination is running overtime as to the necessity for thrush cream.

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  1. Geoff permalink

    Did he have an Advantage card?

  2. Billy permalink

    At least he wasn’t buying Vaseline as well.

  3. Tim Footman permalink

    Heston Blumenthal recommends it as a low-fat alternative to mayonnaise.

  4. rockmother permalink

    Geoffster – yes – I think he took advantage of it – fnar fnar<br/><br/>Billster – or KY which he was also looking at by the way<br/><br/>Timster – yes – maybe there is an entirely innocent explanation. Perhaps he got a Blumenthal cookery book for Christmas and was just trying out the rubber-encased menthol souffle surprise?

  5. Betty permalink

    I wonder if he was going to use all of the products on the same evening and, if so, in what order?

  6. Howesy permalink

    Now then Roster of the Moster, please be aware that Mr Bryden is a local, it may well have been him…

  7. Istvanski permalink

    Brydon a local?<br/>He’s Welsh and he knows he is…

  8. tony permalink

    He’s either very early ,or very late ,for <i>Trick OR Treat</i>ing…….

  9. rockmother permalink

    Bettser – I know – me too!<br/><br/>Howeser – yes – I think that was why I was staring at him – to make doubly sure it WASN’T Rob Brydon<br/><br/>Ister – he is a local boyo don’t you know – I see him on the train a lot<br/><br/>Tony – hmmm…I wonder if he has had a chance to use some or all of them yet?

  10. Momentary Madness permalink

    Thrush cream: he???s a bird watcher.(and the songbird he will be singing because he knows the score and he loves her he loves her like never before)<br/>What am I on about.<br/>Happy New Year Darling is what I wish to say.<br/>(maybe it’s his idea of foreplay?)<br/>Sexual stimulation preceding ……<br/>every boy scout is well prepared.

  11. Piley permalink

    ohhh you utter, utter bastard!! I go to that branch all special, just coz nobody knows me there!<br/><br/>Happy New Year RM!<br/><br/>P

  12. FirstNations permalink

    The mind BOGGLES. and while my mind is boggling I’m going to edge very quietly and inconspicuously away from Thrush Cream Condom boy and pretend it all never happened. yoiks!<br/><br/>happy new year, chickie!!

  13. rockmother permalink

    Momo Madster – oh happy new year to you too xx<br/><br/>Piley – sorry – I thought I was doing you a favour! ;-)<br/><br/>HRH Firstness – Happy Nuuuu Year Mrs – may it be a good one for you xx

  14. Anonymous permalink

    Hi di hi. . HAPPY NEWYEAR to you, yours and your gorg son. So hwd you bring Newyear in/get up to? Lv chazza x x

  15. Cooper Green permalink

    There’s been nothing on CNN about it, so I assume his evening went well. I also assume the mouthwash is gone, and the condoms are not..

  16. rockmother permalink

    Chazza – thanks Chazz – I did NOTHING. Stayed in and didn’t want to but was too disorganised and discombobulated to organise anything in time. Never mind.<br/><br/>Cooperman – and the thrush cream…? Oh…let’s not go there actually.

  17. rivergirlie permalink

    warning: birdwatcher! never search for thrush on google images. you’ll wish you hadn’t

  18. Robert Swipe permalink

    …t was for Ma Swipe, Ro-ster. She’s a martyr to it.<br/><br/>;?<br/><br/>xxx<br/>Bob<br/><br/><a href=’’ rel=’nofollow’>FREE ROBERT SWIPE!!!!</a>

  19. rockmother permalink

    Rivergirlie – gah – don’t go there Mrs oh no! xx<br/><br/>Bobberster – what like slave to the rhythm? Ooh you are awful….but I like you. x

  20. Bock the Robber permalink

    The cream is just a precaution in case the thrush overdoes it with the <a href=’′ rel=’nofollow’>fat balls</a>

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